IBGerm

Well, the other day I got into a conversation about a certain item and if it can be considered offensive due to stereotyping. (you know who you are!). So, in honor of Dallas Cowboys player Martellus Bennett and his Olympics, I bring you news of the Redneck Southern version. The scary thing is this is an actual even. If you go, you can look forward to such time honored events such as, The Starter Toss, The Butt-Crack Contest, The Spam Eating Contest, The MudPit Belly Buster, and the RedNeck  “Fear Factor” (I can only imagine what that entails).  But wait. If you act now I will include at no extra charge these extra events, The Mattress Chuck as well as The Daisy Duke Show-Off (funny on their site it list this as women only, really?). You know, I am speechless and a little ashamed after writing this. I am also a little creeped out and scared. You know, I have nothing further to add.

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